The chatterbox in me

Well, I’m not a regular clubber. Was only my second time stepping into a club. The first was a bit funny.. come to think of it. It was my sis who drove me there. Neh, wasn’t planned earlier, I’ve always wanted to see for myself, so after a long time, she finally brought me there. Beach Club.. witnessed what I expected la… I thought I’ll shake by myself to the beat but… too hard la my bones. Don’t have the talent even to simply shake. Besides,  sis didn’t do so..she’d only when she’d gone with the right group. So, innocently.. we stood there witnessing and left in less than an hour. Hahaha…

Then,yesterday… so I went with the right group. My cousin sis and her friends are regular clubbers. Went to Rush.  Also Wei Ni and friends. Cousin sis was incredibly bitchy. hahaha how tactful she was with seductive body dance .. and the 3 of them dirty dance once a while.

Of course this time I tried to shake la.. would be so odd to come in a group but yet didn’t seem like one. ahahha.. tried to break loose my stiff body… though very oddly I know. I just envy how they could shake so smooth and naturally without much effort. Much practice, of course! And I admit plus talent,too. And yet, I was always observing and figuring how could she dance like that and tried to imitate.. and wondering if it looked right. ahaha. Ahh leave it..just shake to the beat. At a wider view, everyone seemed to shake pointlessly too, it’s just that I came with a bunch of pros.

Musics I enjoyed most were during the live band’s performance.. accompanied by cheers and sing along everywhere. Later on, when the band left the stage the musics was still OK. but I don’t really like them, remix.. not my type… and the effect was damn unendurable… the techno and bass was so heavy and deafening, I could feel it affecting my heart beat , the ground I stand on, the balloon I touch. I wonder how long the balloon take to burst.

Left hours past midnight with a half-deaf ear and a terrible sore-throat. U guess y. Overall was an eye-opener…. Would like to try again. In the mean time, got to correct my shake in front of the mirror. HAHAHA

Wanna know the best solution for constipation?  Stuff in  lotsa, lotsa ..I mean kgs… of durianstill u realize seed&skins are everywhere when u’re finally done it’s until u get the ugh sound thru your mouth. And u feel damn bloated that your stomach turn into a hemisphere. With the load, u don’t feel like doing anything. eveything from then goes wrong. You feel the regret and the low self esteem for bingeing. You don’t feel comfortable when u sit, stand or doing anything else and since it’s already late. Everyone has retired to bed and it’s about time u too but u just got back from work hours ago but who cares, you’ll bathe when u wake up tmr before work….. and flop… u’re off to bed.. on your stomach… to compress it and when u haven’t dozed off.. u still hear the sound coming from inside your stomach… the peristalsis… the digestion system and intestines and bowel. so, u’re happy, tomorrow’s a cleansing day. AHAHAH zzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

tititit…titiitt.. there goes the HP alarm. Wake immediately….bathe…down for breakfast. You might be wondering aik… where’s the cleansing, y isn’t it that wakes u up. Neh , no. Not for a person with chronic constipation like me. Even kgs of oranges, apples, guavas are not the answer. After breakfast, with extra time…. surf the net, check mails, headlines,learn some jap or german vocab, or other sites of interest…with a sugarless boiling hot NESCAFE..hhmmmm.. the aroma… (Hey, come out….don’t stuck there) I don’t wanna book the office’s loo early in the morning. Come on .) Oh, about nine. Time to leave! Quick Change, pack, warm up the car’s engine, a bottle of water….!

Oppss… cannot la… Why this moment!!! Good la, cleansing, should be happy, Normally having a hard time. Off to the loo and…… Come on quick. Get it finished. No lar, still coming… what to do. I’m late! Darn! Ahh.. stomach feeling better. Feel refreshed and light. Ahh.. carry on. Late. LEt it be… just 10 to 15 mins. Don’t grab this oppurtunity to cleanse, not sure if there a second chance. U know what I mean?Nature call… must answer when it arrives.  This good oppurtunity doesn’t come twice and I don’t wanna regret.

Next time, if I am late for anything, this’s the reason. I can’t deny nature’s calling. Any superiors here, please take not. ahahah

Well, after visiting some blogs. I think that it’s time I own one. But at the moment nothing much to say. HIIIIIIIII !!!!!! THANK YOU for dropping in and PLS COME AGAIN!